My friend Pris tagged me on a survey. And of course, I take any chance I have to procrastinate studying.
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mom: *praising hannibal*
mom: so many people like it, it wouldn't be cancelled
mom: where's your dr. who show? never seen anyone watching it
me: well it's not aired anywhere in indo..
mom: because it's not popular
me: ...
me: hey mom
mom: have you watched hannibal???
mom: it was so exciting wasn't it
mom: he's found out that the girl-
me: mom ssshhhh
me: i haven't caught up
me: so we're going out tomorrow?
friend: yeah i guess
me:
me: wait
me: Game of Thrones finale is tomorrow
okay so i was teaching my friend how to look for blogs of people you know through your gmail
and when i looked through my list i saw one email i didn’t recognise and it was a uni email so out of curiosity i went to the blog to see who it was
and it was my intimacy and technology lecturer
and his only post was this big photo of himself
(showed my friend the new photo of the guy and his duck)
friend: omg that duck thing
friend: quick quick groww
me: cute, rightt
friend: and we'll make a confit out of youuu
me: ...
me: i did not expect that
friend: mister i'll
friend: make a confiit
friend: out of youuuu~
me: i want to watch tarzan
me: you know, i think i read a post on tumblr
me: questioning why tarzan doesn't grow a beard
friend: because his chromosomes are XXY
me:
friend: people with klinefelter syndrome have sparse facial and body hair
so i set something on fire by accident and my first instinct was to clamp it out with my bare hands. because i was so terrified the fire alarm would ring in the middle of the night. my fear of fire alarms is greater than my fear of fire itself.
friend1: look at this guy, isn't he cute?
friend2: no
friend2: chris evans' boobs are cuter
friend2: look at those lumpy lumps
*guy and girl next to them laughed*
friend: i've seen that face 10 times from my periphery
friend: why do you keep staring at hiddleston's face
me: i'm trying to find inspiration for my essay
friend: sure you are
me: if they don't give us the post-end credits scene i will be so disappointed
friend: out of all parts of the movie
friend: you're most concerned with this
me: yes
me: marvel carries heavy expectations in this
my ravenclaw scarf is done just in time for the chilly weather~
today during brunch, i told my friends the story of how i mixed up michael jordan and daffy duck
it was space jam and i was 4 or 5 yes it was a stupid mistake and yes i can still remember it because my dad still brings it up from time to time “hey who was it who said michael jordan was the black duck? it was you wasn’t it” “yes thank you for remembering dad”
and the person next to me just laughed
*trying to comfort a sad friend who was crossing the road to get home*
me: carry on my wayward son~
me: ...cry no more!
friend: *look back with a questioning face*
me:
me: IT'S A SONG, OK
I just got some clothes I bought online and when I opened the package
“…I don’t remember buying this.”
“I thought I bought this one in yellow.”
Nightshopping is a very dangerous thing